Himesh in a movie hall
Yaad
SAMJHA DO APNI YAADON KO BINA BULAYE AA JATI HAI AAP DOOR REH KAR SATATE HAI WO PASS AAKAR RULATI HAI
do pagal
EK PAGAL CHEEK CHEEK KAR KETA HAI KE ....MAIN IS DUNIYAAN KO MITAADOUNGA ,MAIN IS DUNIYAA KO MITAADOUNGA MITAA DOUNGA MITAADOUNGAA..TO DUSRA PAGAL KEHTA HAI KE ABEY SAALE MAIN TUJHE RUBBER HI NAHI DUNGA.
Fair n Lovely
Maa: (Beti se) Tu rat ko kiske yaha thi ?
Beti : Amit Ke ghar.
Maa : Tu mera muh kala karwayegi kya.
Beti : to kya hua fair lovely hai na
Baniya
One day a baniya died. After his death god ask him, Where do u want to go either in hell or heaven. The baniya replies mujhe toh aap swarag aur narak ke beech mein bhej dejiye, wahan par ek dukan kholuga dono taraf ke customer aayega.
Hutch Dealer
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?Because her husband is HUTCH DEALER ...... wherever u go out network follows.
Bomb
Once three men one British, one French and one Turkish man were travelling in an aircraft, when they go over Britan the british man says "in my country we use alot of orange" so he throwes an orange down from the aircraft.when the go over France the french man says "in my country we use alot of lemon" so he throwes a lemon down from the aircraft. when they go over Turkey the turkish man says "in my country we use bomb" so he throws the bomb from the aircraft. When the British man goes in his country he sees a boy crying he asks him the reason of crying the boy says "an aircraft passed and throwed an orange on me". WHen the french man goes in his country he sees a boy crying he asks him the reason of crying the boy says "an aircraft passed and throwed a lemon on me. when the turkish man goes in his country he sees a boy laughing he asks him the reason of laughing the boy says " I farted and the fornt building fell down"
sindoor........rakhi
woh cham cham karke chali aaye woh cham cham karke chali gaye mein sindoor leke khada tha woh rakhi bandh ke chali gaye.
father and son
Son: Pappa tell me who is more intelligent father or a son
Father: of course father
Son: No pappa son is more intellgent than father tell me who invented Telephone?
Father: Alexander Graham Bell
Son: Then see he invented phone and not his father that means son is more intelligent than father
You!!!!!
Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds. Now, open your eyes, u will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds of your life thinking of an idiotic fool.
Vivek,Salman,Hrithik
All the 3 men died & went to heaven. The angel in charge said that if you fall into the dirty holes, u will get a sick & ugly girl tied next to U. well, Vivek was the 1st one to fall. He was immidiately hand-cuffed to a fat & ugly lady. Hrithik had the same fate as well.. Salman never fell into the holes..& one day, he suddenly finds Aiswarya Rai hand-cuffed next to him. He says to her,"I did not fall into any holes... then, how did u reach here? haha...." & starts laughing.. She replies,"I dont know about you but when i fell into one hole, I reached here......"
for my friends!!!
tum na mano ye ek haqiqat hain, dosti insaan ki zarurat hain,kisi din aa jana hamari mehfil main, ek aache naukar ki zarurat hain...''
intelligency of indian
An insect falls into a mug of beer... Reactions: Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT!!...Pakistani: -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.....""""
Friendship
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.
Taj Mahal
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
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