Jokes

Bihari Lecture

A new Bihari lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he did not know how to put it in English..He went near the guy. Shouted 'follow me'. The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted 'Do not follow me' and went inside the class..

Thats Strange..!

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.'The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, 'Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.'That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That is Strange.'

How much do you want it to be?

A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.Each was asked this question during their interview: 'How much is two plus two?'The mathematician answered immediately, 'Four.'The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, 'Four, plus or minus one.'Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, 'How much do you want it to be?'

I am coming daily

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.Santa replies, 'I am coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.'

Sardar and hidden camera

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'Santa: 'Hidden camera!'Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?'Santa: 'That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?'