jokes on lallu

Lalu ke piche kutte
*.Lalu ke piche kuute ka bacha pad gaya.Lalu bola"Hum to Airtel ka card dalwa hoon phir sasuri e hutch ka network kaise pakad raha hain..........."

* The speech

After learning english, Laloo throws a grand party.At the beginning of the party, he gives a speech in English.The speech was as follows:-

"I thank you all for coming from the bottom of my heart and also from my wive's bottom.

*Bihari
Once, while laloo was on an air trip to some country, the air hostess inquired, "sir aap shaakahaari hai ki maausahari ?"

To which laloo promptly replied, "hum to sirf bihari hoon!!!"

*Bill clinton

Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US.

Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?" Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"

* CM
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling.

Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION!!

"Laloo, third from left!"